Gutter Girls

Conversation with a coworker this morning:

K: So this guy was in LOVE with me. He followed me around like a puppy. He thought he was my bodyguard or something.

M: What did he think when Pete (her now-husband) came around?

K: Ohhh, this was B.P.

M: B.P.?

K: Before Pete.

M: I like that. I'll have to use that. Ooh. No.

K: What?

M: That... wouldn't exactly work for me.

K: Why not?

M: B.J.? I don't think that sounds very good.

K: (laughs) Well not to you it doesn't, but to some people it would sound very good!

M: True. I'm just glad his name isn't Mike.