Monday, February 13, 2006

Love your Neighbor as Yourself

Dear Giant Fuel Company:

I greatly appreciate the bill I received this month. It was very colorful!

You might have noticed that I am currently almost two months behind in payments. Therefore, I think it was unwise to include SIX envelopes asking for donations for the Good Neighbor Energy Fund.

While I'd love to help pay a stranger's heating bills, I should probably work on my own first. I'd kindly send the envelopes back, but I can't really afford the extra stamp.

Hugs and kisses,
Mete

4 comments:

cluelesscarolinagirl said...

LOVE it!!!

Kelly said...

I too, have experienced such bills, and I've gotten to wondering....why am I not being helped by a neighbor? Wouldn't the fact that they need 6 pieces of paper to list my overdue charges qualitfy me for a little help? A little funding?

Something tells me that the "Neighbors Helping Neighbors Fund" is nothing more than a "Citizens Paying for Company Vehicles Fund". Whaddya think? Good guess?

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