There's a First Time for Everything

I've never done a meme before. (Meem? Mem-may? Mee-mee?) I saw this one at Cecily's and at Frances', and I thought, eh, why not. Nothing proves what a boring goody-goody I am like a good survey.

Feel free to laugh. All answers are true. Sadly, enough.

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Have you ever...

Taken a picture naked? Nope.

Made out with a member of the same sex? Nope.

Danced in front of your mirror? Yes.

Told a lie? Yup. Although I usually get caught. The whole "entire face turning bright red" thing gives me away every time.

Gotten in a car with people you just met? Nope. (Other than cabs of course.)

Been in a fist fight? No!

Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? Constantly.

Been arrested? No.

Left your house without telling your parents? No.

Ditched school to do something more fun? Of course not.

Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? Just my sister when I was little, or my cousin, at sleepovers.

Seen someone die? No.

Kissed a picture? Not real pictures - that would TOTALLY ruin them. But posters of celebrities? Quite possibly.

Slept in until 3? I doubt it was that late, but in my high school/college days, definitely early afternoon.

Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Yeah.

Played dress up? What does that mean? Is it supposed to be dirty? I don't put on costumes or anything if that's what you mean.

Fallen asleep at work/school? No.

Felt an earthquake? No.

Touched a snake? Okay, I have a joke here but I don't want to disgust my sister. So I'll just say NO.

Ran a red light? Yes. Not on purpose.. but yes.

Had detention? Nope.

Been in a car accident? Yes, but never my fault and never serious.

Pole danced? Um, NO.

Been lost? All. the. time.

Sang karaoke? See, the whole "I don't drink alcohol" thing kind of answers this for me. No.

Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Sure.

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes. Specifically I remember doing this in about the 4th grade - I was drinking fruit punch and it went all over the girl in front of me - covering the white button down shirt part of her Catholic school uniform.

Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yeah. I saw this in the Charlie Brown Christmas or something and had to try it.

Kissed in the rain? Not that I recall.

Sang in the shower? Yes, in the past. Now I'm usually trying to be as quiet as possible to avoid the kids waking up.

Got your tongue stuck to a pole? No way.

Ever gone to school partially naked? NO.

Sat on a roof top? I'm afraid of heights. So, um. No.

Played chicken? Never.

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? No.

Been told you’re hot by a complete stranger? I wish.

Broken a bone? Nope.

Mooned/flashed someone? No.

Forgotten someone’s name? Yes. I rarely use first names for that very reason.

Blacked out from drinking? Since I don't drink, ever? No.

Played a prank on someone? No. I hate pranks. April fools day should be banished.

Felt like killing someone? I don't think I've ever felt that much hate. Yet.

Made a parent cry? Probably my mom when I announced I was "living in sin".

Cried over someone? Since I cry constantly, definitely. Hell, say something right now, I'll start crying on the spot.

Had sex more than 10 times in a weekend? I'm gonna have to go with no. Wait. Does Friday count too? Then... NO.

Had/Have a dog? Totally afraid of dogs. However, we did have Nico for approximately one month when I was pregnant with Ethan. But he was always Jete's dog, and I wanted nothing to do with the care of him. He was cute and all, it's just not my thing. (Jete's aunt took him and later changed his name to Sparky. He was stripped of all dignity at that point.)

Been in a band? HA HA HA HA HA HA. Oh, wait. Were you serious?

Drank 25 sodas in a day? No. Don't really drink soda.

Shot a gun? Rarely a squirt gun. Otherwise, never.

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So there you go. More proof that I'm a DORK. As if you had any doubts.